an unfortunate experiment

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As a matter of scientific record, I have decided to sample the entire contents of the booze cabinet. Well, the bits I have a stake in, anyway.

Since this has been brought on by excess brandy, I shall begin with the brandies...

Three Barrels

A disturbing lack of smell. I shall be charitable and assume the really strange aftertaste to be due to the Mars Bar I have just eaten. The vigorous burning on the tongue, alas, is due to the brandy. "V.S.O.P." is frankly optimistic.

I seem to have poured more than was strictly necessary. Arse. Still, I shall soldier on. The aftertaste isn't getting any better.

The bottle says "Rare Old French Brandy". I should hope it's rare - if too many people drink this we could have a rebellion on our hands.

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