Label says "slice of lemon" in recipe. Don't have lemon. Eat a slice of apple. Not the same somehow.
On its own, tastes unpleasant. Eat more apple.
"Erotic Thriller" on Channel 5. Breast shot within opening credits. Must be a record for terrestrial TV. Back to booze.
Rum...
Problems pouring...
Sense of smell gone wrong.
Taste causes instant gag reflex. Not good sign. Have more apple to pass time.
lab notes from under the table, by ian malpass