an indecorous alphabetB is for Bed Bugs- Sleep tight. Mind the bed bug's bite. - You have no idea how unfunny that becomes. - I didn't think they really existed. Except in FHM "Urgh! Bugs!" features. - Neither did I. Until they set up home in my bed frame. - Have you killed them all? - Most of them. I went through two cans of Raid. I still get the odd one - I suspect there are some eggs still somewhere. Either that or they're in the mattress. I just keep squishing them when I find them. - Do they squish? - If they've been feeding, then yes. I keep wanting to yell "That's my blood, you parasitic little bastards!" - Does it hurt? I mean, can you feel them biting you? - I can't. The bites are supposed to itch, but I've not noticed it. If I had, I supposed I'd have clobbered them sooner. - Where did they come from? - I think they've been in the bed frame for a while. It's just in the last month - when it's been hot - that they seem to have multiplied. - Something moved! There, on the sheet! - Got it. There you are: a bed bug. - Urgh. That's nasty. - Yes. I'm aware of that. Now available as an RSS feed. A is for
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