an indecorous alphabet


S is for Scaffolding

- The scaffolding has been there for months now. Literally.

- Why's it taking so long?

- Well, as far as I can tell, they only work at weekends. For a couple of hours. Then they knock off and come back a week later.

- So what are they doing?

- Masonry repairs and painting. But mainly shouting at each other and talking about how bad a job they're doing of it since only the pigeons will see it.

- And this at the weekends.

- Ten in the morning.

- Such a time does not exist on a Saturday.

- I have, of late, become painfully aware that that is a false statement.

- So what do you do?

- Well normally I would get up, shower, dress, etc., etc., only now that's a bit difficult since my blinds don't close properly and there's a man outside my window. Oh yes, and the windows don't really lock.

- Handy.

- I've booby trapped the window sills. Just in case.

- Wise.

- I thought so.


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A is for
   Allinsons
   Angus Steak House
   Aquavit

B is for
   Bed Bugs
   Boots
   Bounty

C is for
   Catharsis
   Chilli
   Corkscrew
   Cornerstone
   Coronation Chicken
   Crack
   Creme Egg

D is for
   Dax
   Ducks

E is for
   Earthquake
   Exact change only

F is for
   Fat free
   Fireball
   Fridays

G is for
   Goodnight
   Google
   Grinch

H is for
   Hula Hoops

I is for
   Immigration
   Indecorous.com
   Invisible Brake Pedal

J is for
   Johnny English

K is for
   Kanji

L is for
   Landlord
   Lard
   Light bulb
   Lights
   Lightwell

M is for
   MP3
   Memento

N is for
   Neutradol
   Notes
   Number 70

P is for
   Paramount
   Pink
   Polaroid
   Pseudoephedrine

Q is for
   Q

R is for
   Raisins
   Razor
   Redundant
   Remote control
   Ring tone
   Rocket motor

S is for
   SFCave
   Sale
   Sara
   Scaffolding
   Seatbelt sign
   Sierra
   Small dogs
   Snorkel
   Spicy chicken pasta
   Stitches
   String

T is for
   Toilet
   Tourists
   Turbulence

U is for
   Urinal

V is for
   Vending machine

W is for
   Walk
   Whip

X is for
   Xero

Y is for
   Yeah, baby