an indecorous alphabet


R is for Razor

- You're looking stubbly.

- I shaved. Honestly, I shaved. Just a couple of hours ago.

- Either your hair grows very quickly or you can't yet shave yourself very well.

- The latter. I use a Mach 3 because it's got three blades instead of two. So I can be more efficient about not shaving very well.

- Most men - and many women - manage OK.

- Well yes, but my skin doesn't like razor blades. It's a trade-off between stubble and blood-loss. Anyway, my beard's really tough. I've been shaving since I was about 13, so it's had practice at fighting back.

- You missed a bit.

- I miss lots of bits. You just notice because I go for a few days without shaving, so when I miss a bit it's much longer than the rest.

- You don't like shaving, do you?

- Not really, no.


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A is for
   Allinsons
   Angus Steak House
   Aquavit

B is for
   Bed Bugs
   Boots
   Bounty

C is for
   Catharsis
   Chilli
   Corkscrew
   Cornerstone
   Coronation Chicken
   Crack
   Creme Egg

D is for
   Dax
   Ducks

E is for
   Earthquake
   Exact change only

F is for
   Fat free
   Fireball
   Fridays

G is for
   Goodnight
   Google
   Grinch

H is for
   Hula Hoops

I is for
   Immigration
   Indecorous.com
   Invisible Brake Pedal

J is for
   Johnny English

K is for
   Kanji

L is for
   Landlord
   Lard
   Light bulb
   Lights
   Lightwell

M is for
   MP3
   Memento

N is for
   Neutradol
   Notes
   Number 70

P is for
   Paramount
   Pink
   Polaroid
   Pseudoephedrine

Q is for
   Q

R is for
   Raisins
   Razor
   Redundant
   Remote control
   Ring tone
   Rocket motor

S is for
   SFCave
   Sale
   Sara
   Scaffolding
   Seatbelt sign
   Sierra
   Small dogs
   Snorkel
   Spicy chicken pasta
   Stitches
   String

T is for
   Toilet
   Tourists
   Turbulence

U is for
   Urinal

V is for
   Vending machine

W is for
   Walk
   Whip

X is for
   Xero

Y is for
   Yeah, baby