an indecorous alphabet


G is for Grinch

- So is it any good?

- "The Grinch"? Er, no, not really. I mean, anyone who's grown up with the book or seen the original cartoon will be disappointed and annoyed in equal measure, and anyone else has precious little reason to want to watch it.

- Jim Carrey?

- Well there's something deeply wrong about watching a film where you're simply and solely waiting for the leading man to say something wholly inappropriate to the film in question.

- Such as?

- Oh, just various lines that will go over the heads of small people watching. Good, in many ways, since it makes the thing vaguely watchable.

- Feelgood?

- No. I came out wanting to throttle the small female star. Very much the product of the Child Beauty Pageant.

- Nasty.

- Yes. There was a good dog in it, though.


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A is for
   Allinsons
   Angus Steak House
   Aquavit

B is for
   Bed Bugs
   Boots
   Bounty

C is for
   Catharsis
   Chilli
   Corkscrew
   Cornerstone
   Coronation Chicken
   Crack
   Creme Egg

D is for
   Dax
   Ducks

E is for
   Earthquake
   Exact change only

F is for
   Fat free
   Fireball
   Fridays

G is for
   Goodnight
   Google
   Grinch

H is for
   Hula Hoops

I is for
   Immigration
   Indecorous.com
   Invisible Brake Pedal

J is for
   Johnny English

K is for
   Kanji

L is for
   Landlord
   Lard
   Light bulb
   Lights
   Lightwell

M is for
   MP3
   Memento

N is for
   Neutradol
   Notes
   Number 70

P is for
   Paramount
   Pink
   Polaroid
   Pseudoephedrine

Q is for
   Q

R is for
   Raisins
   Razor
   Redundant
   Remote control
   Ring tone
   Rocket motor

S is for
   SFCave
   Sale
   Sara
   Scaffolding
   Seatbelt sign
   Sierra
   Small dogs
   Snorkel
   Spicy chicken pasta
   Stitches
   String

T is for
   Toilet
   Tourists
   Turbulence

U is for
   Urinal

V is for
   Vending machine

W is for
   Walk
   Whip

X is for
   Xero

Y is for
   Yeah, baby