an indecorous alphabet


P is for Pseudoephedrine

- Look, my pulse is normally 60. It's been 120 for the last day and a half.

- I'm surprised Sudafed had such an effect on you.

- Not as surprised as me. I only took two pills. Will I be OK?

- It's like you've been jogging for 36 hours.

- Well, yes, but I nearly die after jogging for 36 minutes. This can't be good for me.

- There's nothing wrong with your heart.

- I have an ache around my heart. A heartache.

- You're not about to have a heart attack. You're too young for that.

- Well, I didn't want to sound melodramatic, but it did need to be mentioned.

- How's the flu?

- Not great. Still got a fever.

- Do you need a note for work?

- Yes, thanks.


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