an indecorous alphabet


I is for Immigration

- What is the purpose of your visit, business or pleasure?

- Pleasure: I'm visiting my girlfriend.

- You're visiting your girlfriend? What is she doing here?

- She lives here. She's an American citizen.

- She's an American citizen? And what do you do?

- I'm an IT consultant.

- You're an IT consultant? Do you have a return ticket?

- Yes.

- Yes?

- Yes of course I have a return ticket. Here, look.

- And how long are you staying for?

- Nine days.

- Nine days?

- Nine days.

- That's not a very long time to spend visiting your girlfriend.

- Believe it or not, I was aware of that.


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A is for
   Allinsons
   Angus Steak House
   Aquavit

B is for
   Bed Bugs
   Boots
   Bounty

C is for
   Catharsis
   Chilli
   Corkscrew
   Cornerstone
   Coronation Chicken
   Crack
   Creme Egg

D is for
   Dax
   Ducks

E is for
   Earthquake
   Exact change only

F is for
   Fat free
   Fireball
   Fridays

G is for
   Goodnight
   Google
   Grinch

H is for
   Hula Hoops

I is for
   Immigration
   Indecorous.com
   Invisible Brake Pedal

J is for
   Johnny English

K is for
   Kanji

L is for
   Landlord
   Lard
   Light bulb
   Lights
   Lightwell

M is for
   MP3
   Memento

N is for
   Neutradol
   Notes
   Number 70

P is for
   Paramount
   Pink
   Polaroid
   Pseudoephedrine

Q is for
   Q

R is for
   Raisins
   Razor
   Redundant
   Remote control
   Ring tone
   Rocket motor

S is for
   SFCave
   Sale
   Sara
   Scaffolding
   Seatbelt sign
   Sierra
   Small dogs
   Snorkel
   Spicy chicken pasta
   Stitches
   String

T is for
   Toilet
   Tourists
   Turbulence

U is for
   Urinal

V is for
   Vending machine

W is for
   Walk
   Whip

X is for
   Xero

Y is for
   Yeah, baby