an indecorous alphabet


X is for Xero

- So what sort of stuff did you get for Christmas?

- Oh, all sorts of good stuff. Remarkably light on toiletries this year.

- That's a good thing.

- Indeed. Some years I get the feeling people are trying to drop hints. You know....

- Yeah: "You stink".

- Well, not in so many words, but still. No this year I just got some shower gel.

- Good stuff?

- It is, actually, despite being Sainsbury's own-brand. It's called "Xero". With an "X".

- Oh dear.

- Well, that's what I thought, but if you ignore the name, the "My other shower gel is also Lynx" packaging and the fact that it lists formaldehyde amongst its ingredients, it's quite passable.

- Formaldehyde?

- I try not to think about that one.


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A is for
   Allinsons
   Angus Steak House
   Aquavit

B is for
   Bed Bugs
   Boots
   Bounty

C is for
   Catharsis
   Chilli
   Corkscrew
   Cornerstone
   Coronation Chicken
   Crack
   Creme Egg

D is for
   Dax
   Ducks

E is for
   Earthquake
   Exact change only

F is for
   Fat free
   Fireball
   Fridays

G is for
   Goodnight
   Google
   Grinch

H is for
   Hula Hoops

I is for
   Immigration
   Indecorous.com
   Invisible Brake Pedal

J is for
   Johnny English

K is for
   Kanji

L is for
   Landlord
   Lard
   Light bulb
   Lights
   Lightwell

M is for
   MP3
   Memento

N is for
   Neutradol
   Notes
   Number 70

P is for
   Paramount
   Pink
   Polaroid
   Pseudoephedrine

Q is for
   Q

R is for
   Raisins
   Razor
   Redundant
   Remote control
   Ring tone
   Rocket motor

S is for
   SFCave
   Sale
   Sara
   Scaffolding
   Seatbelt sign
   Sierra
   Small dogs
   Snorkel
   Spicy chicken pasta
   Stitches
   String

T is for
   Toilet
   Tourists
   Turbulence

U is for
   Urinal

V is for
   Vending machine

W is for
   Walk
   Whip

X is for
   Xero

Y is for
   Yeah, baby